Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Afton Bryant

MacGyver [readers younger than thirty years of age need to Google this feather haired-polymath-stud horse] is retiring from the Phoenix Foundation and seeking a replacement. Supposedly Chadron High School is the location of his replacement. Supposedly a member of the Senior class possesses a worthy code cracking, corruption punting, broad thinking individual ready to thwart the enemies of the world. Supposedly Afton Bryant is in Macgyver’s crosshairs - wait, poor analogy - as Macgyver uses no weapons. Anywho, Afton already carries a plethora of survival necessities daily (and knows how to use them), is currently earning stunningly high marks breaking various literary codes in Hamlet (because evildoers are often Shakespearian prodigies), and is currently only in need  of understanding how a wooden toothpick, stick of Wrigley’s chewing gum, standard 2” paperclip, and empty Pringles can serve as the universal linkage and swash plate for a chopper in distress. Congrats Afton Bryant, English Geek of the Week (keep up the great work).