Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Tavia Storm Passero

Beep-Beep   SEVERE WEATHER ALERT…STORM A BREW’N   Beep-Beep

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has issued a STORM warning for Chadron, Nebraska, but capable of affecting the entire world. This STORM has the ability to produce crazy remarkable winds, immeasurably impact anyone in its path, and flood areas with serious doses of awesomeness.  Current measurements illustrate this STORM having a 96.21%, but could reach upwards of a 98% by the end of next week, highest chance in any recent memory.  This freakishly amazing storm has been named Tavia…Tavia Storm.  Congrats Tavia Storm Passero, English Geek of the Week!  Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Kaylee Gaswick

Ke$ha’s description of Kaylee Gaswick as Geek of the Week:

Wrought and abstemious

If you like her than cajole with her

‘Cause she make the Seniors abreast of

Shakespeare, when she got her tippet on and up

And yes of course she does

She runnin’ this class just like a sub

And no, you don’t wanna demur her

Cause she’s a Shakespeare connoisseur-r-r-r

Got her kirtle below her thighs

Bum roll twisted extra tight

Renaissance goin’ down tonight
So let’s go-oh-oh, Billy Shakes lets go!