Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Shelby Doescher

When the French needed a leader early in the 15^th Century during the 100 Years’ War, they turned to a sassy-sturdy-spearheaded young lass to lead them.  At the ripe age of 19 The Maid of Orleans (aka Joan of Arc) put on her Under Armour Cold Gear and led her country to victory in many conflicts with the English.  Today, a new leader has risen in Shelby Doescher.  Although small in stature, her cranial structure is full of diverse weapons to rip the face off of Medieval and Renaissance texts gaining many victories for her GPA.  Congrats Maid of Chadrock on being Geek of the Week (and forget about Joan of Arc being burned at the stake).   

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Cassie Hyatt

Socrates, Aristotle, Confucius, Bacon, Heloise, and now HYATT!  A deconstructionist in her own right, Cassie Hyatt managed to write a Cardinal Award winning children’s satire and achieve mastery level analysis of The Canterbury Tales all in the same week...#MENSA.  Brilliant does not even begin to describe this sage ‘o the high school.  Get your autographs now folks, my prediction is it will be worth major $crill within the millennium. 

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Matt Cerny

What?  You wanna roll with the kid; watch your step you might fall try’n to do what Cern-Dawg did…he took an “A” average straight to the face!  This gargantuan feat in English IV has given him many nicknames: “Mr. Consistent”, “The Regulator”, “King Thermostat”, “Judge PhD”.  Those in his posse still prefer Cern-Dawg, because if you can’t run with the big dogs stay on the porch.  Congrats Matt on being Geek of the Week!

Geek of the Week

             

Michael Martin

Bottom of the 9^th, bases loaded, two outs and a full count…who do you want batting against my pitcher?  Well it doesn’t matter because Michael Martin is my pitcher and when the pressure is on (like a 250 point Pride and Prejudice paper) he is rock-n-fire bay bay!  When ESPN The Magazine interviewed Michael about his analytical supremacy, this clutch player stated, “I am considering writing a sequel titled Arrogance and Bigotry or a satire titled Modesty and Tolerance.”  Well, whatever your future writing plans are Michael, swing away man-swing away!

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and Awesome Honor!)

Matt Dierksen

Matt Dierksen could be the next Santa Claus (a right Jolly ‘ole Elf ) if he could grow a beard.  Matt possesses the communication skills of a major CEO (like Santa’s workshop) and the work ethic of a plow pony (like a toy maker).  Although extraordinarily busy (like the week before Christmas) Matt NEVER turns an assignment in late, NEVER complains, and ALWAYS communicates his schedule (“Ho, Ho, Ho” says it all).  His eyes, they twinkled-his dimples how merry-his cheeks are like roses, his nose like a cherry-his droll little mouth is drawn up like a bow, and a boy-band face no beard to grow has garnered this cowboy the honor Geek of the Week.  Congrats Matt!