Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Sara Tompkins

Although demeaning, abominable, diabolical, calculating, shrewd, lewd, fabricative, and hostile to the English community (especially English teachers) Sara Tompkins (ironically) is a fantastic author of children’s books...specifically satirical children’s books. Her English IV, Block III bestseller Count the Hooligans surged to number one, with voracious ferocity, in the Satirical/Parody Children’s genre.  The story of a departed English instructor and precariously rogue class (as well as extraordinary amounts of glitter) took the publication world hostage; they had never translated such innovation, read such mastery.  So, although her pure hatred and disdain for English teachers is unparalleled, Sara Tompkins is to be awarded the pinnacle of all academic awards...English Geek of the Week.