Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Jacob Bokelman

McCarty, Bradley, and now Bokelman (I truly believe) can answer any philanthropic, philosophical, bibliophilic, phylogenic, philomathic, philotheistic or phil-freak’n-tastic question one may possess.  The vast, expansive capabilities of these three cerebral leviathans outweigh any inceptual garbage the average simian, sapien, or Sapucaia do Sulian dare regurgitate (guess which word in the last sentence is fabricated…too slow…McCarty, Bradley, and Bokelman already figured it out).  Anyway, Dr. Bokelman (bestowing the ‘Dr.’ sinecure early) notched his prestigious belt with Geek of the Week honors by utilizing concepts learned in other academias to his English class…regularly...as in everyday that ends in ‘y’. Jacob Bokelman (like McCarty and Bradley) is an academic sponge, swotter of historic proportions. So here’s to you, Jacob Bokelman G.O.T.W.