Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Seth Sloan

In walked the Sloan Ranger, duster faded from work and wear, face hardened by struggle and strife. The people in the small western village (known as The Rock) knew and respected this mysterious desperado; the Sloan Ranger fought for the people and by the people as to not perish from the earth. His archrival, nemesis, and foil Dr. Terrible, the English Bandito, once again decided to engage in some shenanigans. At the people’s request, the Sloan Ranger challenged Dr. Terrible, taking down his transcendentalist army of Emerson, Thoreau, and McCandless. Next, he round-house kicked Emily Dickinson, single handedly forcing death to kindly stop for her.  Finally, in an Homeric shootout with Dr. Terrible, the Sloan Ranger again claimed victory acing his Vocabulary Review assessment, mockingly blowing off his Bic Mechanical #2 pencil. Riding off into the sunset, the Sloan Ranger waved to the people and said “Turn-down-for-what!” Congrats Seth Sloan Ranger...English Geek of the Week!