Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Marchellina Antibas

Leonardo (Leo), Michelangelo (Mikey), Raphael (Raph), and Donatello (Donny). These are four of the five most widely known teenage mutants...because they are turtles.  Their fifth sibling, Marchellina (Marcy) was also subject to the Krang-ooze; she is not a turtle who eats pizza and yells “Cowabunga”, thus further perpetuating lackluster notoriety. None-the-less she is fearsome, incognito, intellectual, and carries fruit as weaponry (vitamins are far more influential than a blade).  Her current foe, Hamlet of the Shakespeare Horde, has been ungraciously accepting a masterful booty-kick’n; Master Splinter taught Marcy to show no mercy (especially in the ancient dark arts of literature and tragedy).  So while her ooze brothers are out cruising in the ShellRaiser or teasing the Mousers, Marcy is holding down the fort my friends, and by fort I mean Elsinore not just some weak ambiguous platitude which sounds cool.  Congrats Marchellina Antibas, English Geek of the Week...TURTLE POWER!