Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Princess Shay-Shay Chamberlain

Hear ye, Hear ye! Aristocracy, nobility, knaves, cuckolds, and bawds all hail Princess Shay-Shay, current Empress of Examlet as well as Lady and Duchess of Hamlet.  Shrift thy Lady’s hallowed examination lineaments,  hail the portliness of her theatrical gravity, and beshrew those whose wit be diseased and spit envious venom upon her. Princess Shay-Shay’s Shakespearian and Renaissance victories be sweet summer nectar to thy thievish sparrow.  Too wind-swift to deny, too vulnerable to shelter, too winsome to rebuff.  Oh! Tis bountiful and defeating, a paradox once knotty, now understood. Thus, Congratulations are in order for Princess Shay-Shay...English Geek of the Week!