Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

B-RAD Cerny

It is time. I tried to hold this fella back, but in the words of Macklemore, ‘the ceiling can’t hold [him]’.  In all actuality, this registered taurus would bring top dollar at any sale barn in the country and be Geek of the Week (G.O.W.) every week (which would defeat the purpose of such esteemed honors).  Multiple individuals have inquired as to why the most prestigious weekly award (the G.O.W.) is not simply titled the B-RAD Distinction; rumor has it he sold his Beowulf/Grendel pictorialization for five figures, published his Chadron Tales poetry anonymously, and sold the publishing rights to his electronic satire book I Clash, about the intricacies and impassioned actualization of ‘Clash of Clans’, for six figures. Awesomeness, at its most rudimentary base, is B-RAD Cerny. Thus, speaking on behalf of humanity, we salute you B-RAD for gracing us with your aura; Congrats Geek of the Week.