Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Kiya “The Beast” Passero

Kiya ‘The Beast’ Passero first garnered her sobriquet because of her celestial strength, agility, endurance, and speed. However, for those unfamiliar with The Beast, his premium physical skills are dwarfed in comparison to his cognitive capabilities.  Below is a chart of similarities between Kiya ‘The Beast’ and The Beast (who should probably consider ‘Kiya’ for a nickname).  

Kiya ‘The Beast’ Passero	The ‘Kiya’ Beast
4.0 Student, All-State Athlete (twice), able to heal from career ending injuries, reads for fun, can memorize song lyrics, plans on taking AP courses, eats more than 2500 calories a day, drives a Subaru, can run really-really fast for a really-really long time, stared down a wolf, and recently achieved the highest Junior Research Paper Grade ever.	Expertise in chemistry, physics, differential equations, electronics, nano-effusive devices, anatomy, philosophy, ancient cultures, art history, musicology, and literature. Multilingual (French, Latin, Italian, Spanish, Russian, English). Stopped worldwide destruction on 10+ occasions. Acute senses, dexterity, and regenerative powers not to mention incredible strength, stamina, speed, durability.

Congrats Kiya ‘The Beast’ Passero, English Geek of the Week!