Geek of the Week
(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)
Alex Westerbuhr
Someone must stand up for righteousness. A new hero must nourish and cultivate the Anglo-Saxon virtues of honor and bravery. Alex Westerbuhr, aka Future Ruler of the Free World, has been chosen. But chosen by whom? Probably an invisible force, the same invisible force which chose Luke Skywalker to fight the Darkside, the Last Airbender to oppose the Fire Nation, the My Little Ponies to confront Nightmare Moon and Discord, and George ‘Hook Worm’ Washington to go ham on the British. Alex Future Ruler of the Free World Westerbuhr has completed step one and two of this extraordinary and potentially apocalyptic fate: acing the Beowulf Quest and bearing a wicked-sleek nickname (notice the awesome names above). “Fate saves the living when they drive death away themselves” will be his Beowulf/Anglo-Saxon mantra as he defends humanity from the evil faction of...
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