Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Princess Shay-Shay Chamberlain

Hear ye, Hear ye! Aristocracy, nobility, knaves, cuckolds, and bawds all hail Princess Shay-Shay, current Empress of Examlet as well as Lady and Duchess of Hamlet.  Shrift thy Lady’s hallowed examination lineaments,  hail the portliness of her theatrical gravity, and beshrew those whose wit be diseased and spit envious venom upon her. Princess Shay-Shay’s Shakespearian and Renaissance victories be sweet summer nectar to thy thievish sparrow.  Too wind-swift to deny, too vulnerable to shelter, too winsome to rebuff.  Oh! Tis bountiful and defeating, a paradox once knotty, now understood. Thus, Congratulations are in order for Princess Shay-Shay...English Geek of the Week!

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Jayden (Dan) Stack

“My feelings are bruised and sensibilities fractured” cited Jayden as he subtly wept beside my desk.  “Everyone uses me for numbers and good looks.  Is that all I am... a logarithm with a pretty face and washboard abs?” Attempting to comfort Jayden, I offered him an orange Tic-Tac and genuine hug-out.  “I want Chadron High, Nebraska, the U.S., and world to know how passionate I am in authoring my current regionalism, realism, and naturalism series about mathematicians. Although arithmetically gifted and dashingly gorgeous, narrating these tales through Adobe Voice while tonally appropriate pictures and music enhance the text is a deep desire I can no longer keep hidden in my subconscious shadows.” After a couple more hours of reflection and discussion (and a great many Tic-Tacs) Jayden decided to moderately blend his talents and passionates, creating a bonded power-pack of academic sweetness.  Congrats Jay DAN Stack...English Geek of the Week.   

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Marchellina Antibas

Leonardo (Leo), Michelangelo (Mikey), Raphael (Raph), and Donatello (Donny). These are four of the five most widely known teenage mutants...because they are turtles.  Their fifth sibling, Marchellina (Marcy) was also subject to the Krang-ooze; she is not a turtle who eats pizza and yells “Cowabunga”, thus further perpetuating lackluster notoriety. None-the-less she is fearsome, incognito, intellectual, and carries fruit as weaponry (vitamins are far more influential than a blade).  Her current foe, Hamlet of the Shakespeare Horde, has been ungraciously accepting a masterful booty-kick’n; Master Splinter taught Marcy to show no mercy (especially in the ancient dark arts of literature and tragedy).  So while her ooze brothers are out cruising in the ShellRaiser or teasing the Mousers, Marcy is holding down the fort my friends, and by fort I mean Elsinore not just some weak ambiguous platitude which sounds cool.  Congrats Marchellina Antibas, English Geek of the Week...TURTLE POWER!

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Seth Sloan

In walked the Sloan Ranger, duster faded from work and wear, face hardened by struggle and strife. The people in the small western village (known as The Rock) knew and respected this mysterious desperado; the Sloan Ranger fought for the people and by the people as to not perish from the earth. His archrival, nemesis, and foil Dr. Terrible, the English Bandito, once again decided to engage in some shenanigans. At the people’s request, the Sloan Ranger challenged Dr. Terrible, taking down his transcendentalist army of Emerson, Thoreau, and McCandless. Next, he round-house kicked Emily Dickinson, single handedly forcing death to kindly stop for her.  Finally, in an Homeric shootout with Dr. Terrible, the Sloan Ranger again claimed victory acing his Vocabulary Review assessment, mockingly blowing off his Bic Mechanical #2 pencil. Riding off into the sunset, the Sloan Ranger waved to the people and said “Turn-down-for-what!” Congrats Seth Sloan Ranger...English Geek of the Week!