Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

DexDorito Applegarth

DexDorito’s sweet melange spans far beyond colorful kicks sporting the iconic Jumpman or unmistakably ornate hoodies launching geometric intricacies sharp enough to cause motion sickness in peeps who make direct eye contact as he subtly bops down the hall (yes the above is a drastic run-on sentence). DexDorito’s assorted incandescence comes from much more than a radical exoskeleton; an ultra cool ‘Chi’ deep within the cockles of his soul radiates into most everything he says, does, and feels. “Hey Mr. Uhing, did I format this right?” [Yep] “Aight...sweet man, nice and cool.” “Yo Mr. Uhing, is this a webpage or database source?” [Webpage] “Awesome...chill-dude, thanks.” DexDorito casts a wonderful balance of flavor and hominess to any ambiance - much like a Dorito. Some days Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese while other days Salsa Verde or Flamas tickle the tastebuds; either way it is always good. So Congrats DexDorito Applegarth...English Geek of the Week.