Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Colby ‘Cheese’ Ellis

Cheese is appropriate for any occasion to nearly every taste palate. The dairy’s versatility is a daily staple in many homes, often taken for granted...until it’s gone. Chili? Silly without cheddar! Burger? Booger missing swiss? Salad? Pallid minus the feta. Colby ‘Cheese’ is a personal favorite of mine, sharply bettering each assignment...until he was gone. The darkness deceptively sulked into my awareness, disorienting each day of instruction. Then, a smooth melty dawn appeared filling a hollow void with a missed lactose glory. An epiphany entered my consciousness, stemming directly from Colby ‘Cheese’:
1. Be productive in absence.
2. Glory befalls individuals who remain fecund in times of drought.
3. The absence of cheese likens the absence of a soul. 
4. Cheese well preserved and prepared is far superior to cheese hastily composed or not composed at all.

Congrats Colby ‘Cheese’ Ellis … English Geek of the Week.