Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Brendinh Sayaloune  

Rarely does a day fritter away into the abyss of time and memory one doesn’t obtain new knowledge for continued existence or skill set for humanistic advancement: adding peanut butter to oatmeal equals taste explosion, pearl snap shirts foster instant swagtastic, offering random individuals with chapped lips chapstick is a poor idea. The most recent revelation, however, has come in the form of a letter...lower case ‘h’ to be exact. Brendinh (notice the h) Sayaloune has proven that adding a lowercase ‘h’ to endings makes them exponentially better. Don’t believe this hypothesis? According to the Baby Name Encyclopaedia there are 25 derivatives of his name - ZERO (regardless of geographical local) are spelled ending in ‘h’. Coincidence...no way...ya don’t just ‘find’ a leprechaun or mermaid. Brendinh’s current throwdown of the English writing workshop likens Luke Skywalker’s use of the force in a Chuck E. Cheese...OVERT DOMINANCE...and further proves the magic of ending in lower case ‘h’.  So Congrats Brendinh Sayaloune...English Geek of the Week and wielder of ye lightsaber pen.