Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Jayden Garrett  

Jayden is a sniper. Not in the traditional military denotation, but metaphorical connotation. She silently, attentively hunts...and whatever she pursues ends up in her lethal crosshairs...and whatever ends up in her 80x56mm crosshairs...finds itself desolately hanging on her wall. Time is of little importance; only task completion (the electronic time stamps on my email inbox prove this factoid). Timed essays are tracked, pursued, bagged and logged. Jayden applies more camouflage, cuts another notch in her belt and begins again. Next up, scholarship essays (stealthy little dogs) become stalked, chased, shaked and baked. Jayden’s accuracy rating is near perfect with a grouping under .1 inches and 100% target acquisition. Lesson Learned, keep her sights off you, especially if you smell like ice cream or enjoy Advanced Placement Calculus ‘cause ur go-in down! Congrats Jayden Garrett, English Geek of the Week.