Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Taylor Wild

Conspiracy Theory #501...Taylor Wild is not a mortal.  What is he then: alien, cyborg, demigod, or combination-cyliengod? For the doubters or nonbelievers, below is a list of researched, tangible evidence collected by a team of one scientist who is totally nonbias to personal hypotheses:

1. T-Baby looks eerily similar to the fabled sage, Yoda.  Additionally, he often uses ‘force’ and speaks in chiasmus and paradox.
2. How often does always happen...never.  How often does never happen...always.  Well T-Skillet never misses assignments and is always conscientious of his grade.  Normal, I think not.
3. T-Dawg is maintaining a rare “A” average in Senior English AND positive attitude.  As a merciless educator, consistently telling a student “You are consistently awesome” consistently bruises the ego when consistently said educator consistently says “You are terrible; please remember to breath”.
4. T-Fresh openly seeks deeper enrichment of classroom activities and discussion. Oh yeah, not even play’n.  Flow with this, a Senior, week before Christmas break, grade in-da-bank, on Santa’s nice list, still actively participating in class. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...not human!

Congrats Taylor Wild...English Geek of the Week!