Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Ben(icide) Mullins

The 7.1 Billion inhabitants of planet earth need to ready themselves for the rise of another egregiously diabolical and psychologically elite supreme dictator.  Ben(icide) Mullins proudly preserves the most important character traits a solid dictator should possess:

• long hair and beard

• educated questioning
• tireless climb to perfection
• military training (video game training acceptable)
• superior debate and communication skills
• desire to crush the seemingly weak and everyone with a heartbeat
• outwardly emotionless yet poignant

Ben(icide)s dream is to one day be in charge of everyone else’s dream. After English IV, his training will be near complete for his total world domination tour. Who knew mastery of Renaissance Lit could lead to such powerful things?!? Congrats Ben(icide) Mullins...English Geek of the Week!