Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Vonny Vonny Vonsinh Free Sayloune

Ever wonder the identity of the real Lord of the Flies. Well after extensive dialogue, intensive assessments, and illegal interrogation I have uncovered the real ‘Magnate of the Diptera’...Vonny Vonny Vonsinh Free Sayloune. Esquire Sayloune, much like Johnny Depp, engulfs himself in character roles. As the ‘Lord’ he masterfully personified protagonist Ralph's charisma and leadership while seamlessly illustrating the barbaric and maniacal antagonist in Jack. Those were some polarized and difficult class sessions to say the least; one minute trying to set up an English IV government and the next attempting to put someones head on a stick.  Similarly to the innocent Simon, Vonsinh would often philosophize about morality and human goodness.  I general, however, I tried to simply isolate Von much the same as the hunting party does in the text...he just creeped me out.  In the end, his loyalty to the text earned him the highest average in the class over the course of the Lord of the Flies unit.  Congrats Vonsinh Sayloune...English Geek of the Week!

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Taylor Wild

Conspiracy Theory #501...Taylor Wild is not a mortal.  What is he then: alien, cyborg, demigod, or combination-cyliengod? For the doubters or nonbelievers, below is a list of researched, tangible evidence collected by a team of one scientist who is totally nonbias to personal hypotheses:

1. T-Baby looks eerily similar to the fabled sage, Yoda.  Additionally, he often uses ‘force’ and speaks in chiasmus and paradox.
2. How often does always happen...never.  How often does never happen...always.  Well T-Skillet never misses assignments and is always conscientious of his grade.  Normal, I think not.
3. T-Dawg is maintaining a rare “A” average in Senior English AND positive attitude.  As a merciless educator, consistently telling a student “You are consistently awesome” consistently bruises the ego when consistently said educator consistently says “You are terrible; please remember to breath”.
4. T-Fresh openly seeks deeper enrichment of classroom activities and discussion. Oh yeah, not even play’n.  Flow with this, a Senior, week before Christmas break, grade in-da-bank, on Santa’s nice list, still actively participating in class. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...not human!

Congrats Taylor Wild...English Geek of the Week!

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Ben(icide) Mullins

The 7.1 Billion inhabitants of planet earth need to ready themselves for the rise of another egregiously diabolical and psychologically elite supreme dictator.  Ben(icide) Mullins proudly preserves the most important character traits a solid dictator should possess:

• long hair and beard

• educated questioning
• tireless climb to perfection
• military training (video game training acceptable)
• superior debate and communication skills
• desire to crush the seemingly weak and everyone with a heartbeat
• outwardly emotionless yet poignant

Ben(icide)s dream is to one day be in charge of everyone else’s dream. After English IV, his training will be near complete for his total world domination tour. Who knew mastery of Renaissance Lit could lead to such powerful things?!? Congrats Ben(icide) Mullins...English Geek of the Week!