Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Tatum Westemeier

Posting an outrageously extreme overall “A” average for the third quarter, Lil’ Tatter is plunging into homebase headfirst at an unrestrained pace.  Underground scholarly circles have dubbed her the “Academic Assassin”, specifically due to her master skills in weaponry: writing and vocabulary.  When abducted and interrogated by a major pharmaceutical company about her cure for Senioritis (which affects 72.2% of high school Seniors each year) she replied with a long stare, throwing of the deuces, and one memorable quote “Get outta the lane, here comes the Tatter Train, Toot-Toot!”