Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Alex Fritzler

“The early bird gets the worm” is an aphorism, which dictates that timeliness and hard work garner a distinct advantage.  Alex Fritzler’s aphorism is “The early bird acquires all the worms, the ranch, a Ferrari, and the Presidency!”  In fact, I do not think a person could wake-up early enough to accomplish more in a day than Alex.  Rumor has it Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and Vladimir Putin are currently in a bidding war over his future employment.  So, here’s to you master of efficiency and personifier of effort, Alex Fritzler, Geek of the Week.