Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Greg McCallum

Captain McCallum was a brave soldier; one of the top three on the front lines trying to conquer the epic beast that is EXAMLET. He smote, ‘with bloody execution’ the Characterization Cavalry. The Plot Infantry also posed minimal threat as Captain McCallum proved ‘cruel to be kind’. Archers of Short Answer tripped-up the valiant trooper, but he never fell knowing that ‘the cat will mew and dog have his day’. “I will ‘take arms against a sea of troubles” cried the Captain, but wounded he was ‘suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune’ at the hands of the Line Identification Air Attack unit. Captain McCallum, however, did not concede victory until he met the Shakespearian Cerberus. At that point he knew ‘sugaring over the devil himself’ was an impossibility. When asked about his noble efforts leading the charge against EXAMLET, Captain McCallum stated ‘by the image of my cause, I see the portraiture of his’. So, Congrats Gregory McCallum English Geek of the Week.