Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Mikaela Hastings

Oh please! Don’t judge me. I’ve tried to find a flaw...even fabricate a flaw in Mikaela Hastings. She has missed a total of 16 points...ALL FREAKING QUARTER PEOPLE...not on one assignment or one unit, but on everything. I even sent her to the office to pick up some copies, gave a quick assignment to the class without her knowing (praying for a zero next to her name in the gradebook, so I could publically laugh at and criticize her), yet somehow she still managed to complete the exercise. Is she a Demi-god, cyborg, use drones, have access to Patriot Act...How?  I even cheated! Simply, she makes Senior English look easy, and Mikaela’s perfection is straight-up ruining my street-cred. The only flaw I am able to find is the spelling of her name...who spells Mikaela without a ck? Which, in reflection, is more of a parental flaw than personal defect...Oh, the agony! Congrats girl who misses nothing Mikaela Hastings, Geek of the Week!