Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Ashley Hills

Test architects at the State Department of Education are currently in panic mode over Ashley “Claymore” Hills.  One intercepted email coined her “an insatiable reading disease we have no modern cure for”.  An anonymous personal assistant to one test draughts-women reported Ashley being referred to as a “conceptual Godzilla capable of a Biblical assessment apocalypse” before breaking into tears, abandoning her hamsters, and moving to Rio de Janeiro. Supposedly, Ashley received her nickname “Claymore” because she reminded researchers of a human bomb…target always eliminated or really, really, really, compromised…a solid trait for someone answering questions over a text they recently inhale, but implausible obstacle for test makers working hard to fail students.  Congrats Ashley Hills, keep fighting the good fight!