Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor.)

Logan Lembke

If anyone needs legal assistance, I know the best lawyer in town.  On Monday, I walked under a ladder and was sentenced to one week of bad luck, UNTIL I picked up a penny (tail side up), which added a month to my sentence.  Tuesday, a black cat walked in front of me (another month of bad luck) and hastily forgot to knock on wood…I was sitt’n on about four months of hard time.  Wednesday was the worst…I broke a mirror (seven years) and seriously hurt my mother when I stepped on a crack (who knew if one stepped on two cracks at the same time they also hurt their grandmother). I was prepared to kiss my family goodbye for a while when Logan Lembke showed up.  After witnessing his first rate JAG skills in an Awakening debate, I hired him.  I don’t know if it was the clover or rabbit’s foot, or his ability to create meaningful arguments through text, but I ended up with 24 hours probation (hopefully pro bono).  Congrats Logan Lembke, English Geek of the Week.