Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Kaylee Gaswick

Ke$ha’s description of Kaylee Gaswick as Geek of the Week:

Wrought and abstemious

If you like her than cajole with her

‘Cause she make the Seniors abreast of

Shakespeare, when she got her tippet on and up

And yes of course she does

She runnin’ this class just like a sub

And no, you don’t wanna demur her

Cause she’s a Shakespeare connoisseur-r-r-r

Got her kirtle below her thighs

Bum roll twisted extra tight

Renaissance goin’ down tonight
So let’s go-oh-oh, Billy Shakes lets go!