Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Queen eLIZabeth Darnell

All hail the Queen...Queen eLIZabeth the Great!  She reigns over her kingdom with a 99.5% class average (yeah, exceptionally, ridiculously, meticulously good).  And how!?!  How in a Senior English class could anyone possess such an impossibly high average (especially with a physically, mentally torturous and scarring instructor)?  In an exclusive press conference Queen Lizzy told the BBC , Daily Beast, and Belfast Telegraph “Yes, I am genetically gifted in terms of cognitive capacity; however, I found that asking questions [especially about comma usage] truly fertilizes percentage growth; who’d a thunk it!”  So, Queen Liz, here is a “Holla” for you Geek of the Week. 

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Shelby Doescher

When the French needed a leader early in the 15^th Century during the 100 Years’ War, they turned to a sassy-sturdy-spearheaded young lass to lead them.  At the ripe age of 19 The Maid of Orleans (aka Joan of Arc) put on her Under Armour Cold Gear and led her country to victory in many conflicts with the English.  Today, a new leader has risen in Shelby Doescher.  Although small in stature, her cranial structure is full of diverse weapons to rip the face off of Medieval and Renaissance texts gaining many victories for her GPA.  Congrats Maid of Chadrock on being Geek of the Week (and forget about Joan of Arc being burned at the stake).   

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Cassie Hyatt

Socrates, Aristotle, Confucius, Bacon, Heloise, and now HYATT!  A deconstructionist in her own right, Cassie Hyatt managed to write a Cardinal Award winning children’s satire and achieve mastery level analysis of The Canterbury Tales all in the same week...#MENSA.  Brilliant does not even begin to describe this sage ‘o the high school.  Get your autographs now folks, my prediction is it will be worth major $crill within the millennium. 

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Matt Cerny

What?  You wanna roll with the kid; watch your step you might fall try’n to do what Cern-Dawg did…he took an “A” average straight to the face!  This gargantuan feat in English IV has given him many nicknames: “Mr. Consistent”, “The Regulator”, “King Thermostat”, “Judge PhD”.  Those in his posse still prefer Cern-Dawg, because if you can’t run with the big dogs stay on the porch.  Congrats Matt on being Geek of the Week!