Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Caston Stack

In a dark, bleak, and seemingly endless world of research Caston Stack pillarizes [yes I just made up a word] himself as a symbol of prospect and possibility.  Who aces their annotated bibliography, flawlessly tossing about citations like a twenty-five year veteran card dealer in a Las Vegas casino?  Only Caston Stack! So Caston, here’s to you Geek of the Week! 

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

The Doug McCallum

Flat out showing up everyday to tear “it” apart locked The Doug McCallum as Geek of the Week.  When asked by New York’s pinnacle magazines why he brings the heat every minute of every day to everything he ever does, The Doug responded “My flo, my sho, will bring me ‘da future dough to buy my fancy things: my cribs, my cars, my pools, my jewels.”  Well The Doug, whatever your rationale, congrats on being Geek of the Week.

Geek of the week

(an unconventionally sweet and awesome honor!)

Literary dark horse Ashlea Kerr broke free of her chain, running out of the yard, across the county, the state, and the country with her first Advanced Placement Literature and Composition essay (which is nearly impossible to do).  When asked by international reporters about what to expect from her in the future, Ashlea replied, “I don’t know, but this place is about to blow-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow!”

Geek of the Week

(An unconventionally sweet and awesome honor.)   

Telli-Belli Morford

Telli-Belli Morford traveled from textual zero to literary hero with her Senior Skill’s outline and essay.  This wonder of words has, in a matter of three days, turned down multiple lucrative offers to publish her English IV best-selling paper.  Look out folks, ‘this girl is on fire’!